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CUTEST THING EVER.

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Quiero el cabello de Effy.
Y pensar que hace algunos años lo tenia asi y lo odiaba…

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es increibleeeeeeeeeee
pena de la vidaaa
en fin, nimodo
pretendere qe nada paso.
fin fin.

I miss him.
A LOT.

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JANUARY= SLUT
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.
You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Loves to be loved. your great in bed.and your not scared to beat ass.most compadable to be with!, makes you lagh all the time.



FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE
Abstract thoughts. Outgoing.Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive.Fun to be around with. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon.
Has more than one best friend. Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh. Amazing smile. An awesome kisser.and great in bed.
Temperamental. Honest.


MARCH = FLIRTATIOUS
You’ve got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt.
Like somebody with a September birthday. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. When it
comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
you’ve got the looks for it!!!



APRIL = PIMP
APRIL means that your really good looking.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Everyone
loves to be around you. You always attract attention.
You are definately the most sexiest and good looking
of them all. You know how to get what you want.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. Everyone loves
being around an April person. Most compatible
with June, September, and December.




MAY = PORNSTAR
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident. An awesome kisser and a big ass. Sensitive. A very good girlfriend/ boyfriend. Amazing Smile.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Has All The Characteristics​.​​​​​​.​​​​​​​ of John Carrico
Bubbly personality. Suductive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves, music, leisure ,boys/girls and
traveling. Super sexy. Extremley hot but has brains.


JUNE = HOTTIE
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the center. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Very easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Nympho-and an awesome lover too….makes u happy so that makes them happy…
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. Systematic. Hot but also has brains.


JULY = BEAUTY
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an “every
thing’s peachy” attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of “that someone”.
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by “no pain no gain” caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. “charming”
or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter.


AUGUST = THUG
You a strait up “Gangsta” Attractive personality. Very! sexy. Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of ANY of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses
others.

SEPTEMBER = FREAK IN BED
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the center. Great in bed. Inner
and physical beauty. Doesn’t pretend. Gets angry
often. A meaningful love life partner.
Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends.
It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fulfill.
Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions.
Knows what to do to have fun. Unpredictable. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Someone to have close to you.



OCTOBER =Sexy
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. GREAT in bed! Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind.


NOVEMBER = GORGEOUS
Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas.stubborn at times Choosy and always wants the best.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.


DECEMBER = LOVER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand.

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Personal Hygiene Guide of the Day: How to brush your teeth like a Spartan.

This. Is. ADA accepted!, tonight we floss in hell!, etc.

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The second ones you Kari … :)

haha..this picture made me laugh!

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